England? Sure, I know that place

Said the man from Roanoke

You do?

100 miles is a long way and 100 years no time at all

Gave her a patch that read Don’t Tread On Me

Once sewn on her schoolbag

Now behind a glass frame

The first cut still the deepest


Asked the man from Amsterdam


But your name is Scottish

Once upon a time I was

And you were born in the morning

How do you know that?


Said the man from the bank

I can’t remember my username

It’s been a long time since we heard from you

Can you help me reactivate?

Yes, I’ll help you get home